120 Best Valentine's Day Puns for 2023

Valentine's Day is upon us, and what better way to show your love than with a good old fashioned pun? Whether you're single or taken, we've got a corny joke for every relationship status. So grab your loved one, a glass of wine, and get ready for a pun-ishingly good time. Let the pun-ishing begin!

Valentine's Day Food Puns

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"I'm sweet on you."

"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it."

"You're the apple of my pie."

"I must be a magnet because I'm attracted to you."

"I'm stuck on you."

"You're the cheese to my macaroni."

"I'm nuts about you."

"I love you a latte."

"You're the balm to my soul."

"You're the bread to my butter."

"I'm soy into you."

"You're the cream in my coffee."

"I'm hooked on you, like sushi on Valentine's Day."

"You're the souffle of my heart."

"I'm in love with you, like a pizza in love with its toppings."

"You're the bacon to my eggs."

"I'm sweet on you, like a box of chocolates."

"You're the jelly to my peanut butter."

"I'm nuts about you, like a fruitcake."

Valentine's Day Nature Puns

"You're the rose among thorns."

"I'm wild about you, like a tiger in the jungle."

"You're the sunshine in my day."

"I'm hooked on you, like a fish on a line."

"You're the moon in my night sky."

"I'm in love with you, like a bird in love with the sky."

"You're the waterfall in my life."

"I'm sweet on you, like a bee to a flower."

"You're the rainbow after the storm."

"I'm nuts about you, like a squirrel collecting nuts."

Cheesy Valentine's Day Puns

"I knead you in my life."

"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it."

"You're the cheese to my macaroni."

"I'm stuck on you like glue."

"I'm sweeter than a box of chocolates."

"You're the apple of my eye."

"I'm nuts about you."

"You're my better half."

"I'm head over heels for you."

"I'm the yin to your yang."

Dog Valentines Day Puns

"You're the paw-fetch match for me."

"I'm fetching for you."

"You're the bark to my bite."

"I'm tail-over-head in love with you."

"You're the wag to my tail."

"I'm pup-tentatively in love with you."

"You're the bone to my dog."

"I'm doggone in love with you."

"You're the leader of the pack in my heart."

"I'm mutts about you."

Cute Valentine's Day Puns

"You're the apple of my eye."

"I'm sweet on you, like a lollipop."

"You're the cherry on top of my sundae."

"I'm nuts about you, just like a squirrel."

"You're the light in my life."

"I'm head over heels for you."

"You're the sugar to my tea."

"I'm smitten with you."

"You're the teddy bear in my arms."

"I'm hooked on you, like a fish to a worm."

Chemistry Valentine's Day Puns

"You're the electron to my proton."

"I'm attracted to you like opposite charges."

"You're the bond that holds us together."

"I'm in a state of exothermic reactions with you."

"You're the catalyst in my life."

"I'm smitten with you, like a chemical reaction."

"You're my chemical romance."

"I'm ion-ic about you."

"You're the pH-enomenal one in my life."

"I'm in love with you, like a chemical equation balanced perfectly."

Coffee Valentine's Day Puns

"You're the cream to my coffee."

"I'm latte-d to you."

"You're the sugar in my cup."

"I'm percolating with love for you."

"You're the froth on my cappuccino."

"I'm espresso-ly in love with you."

"You're the shot of espresso in my morning."

"I'm brewed with love for you, like a cup of coffee."

"You're the steam to my coffee."

"I'm in love with you, like a coffee lover with his cup of joe"

Valentines Day Puns For Singles

"I'm single but my heart is taken by the idea of love."

"I'm not alone, I've got my cat and Netflix to keep me company."

"I'm the whole pizza, not just someone's topping."

"I'm taking this Valentine's Day to wine-d down and relax."

"I'm not missing out on love, I'm just saving it for someone special."

"I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged."

"I'm not lonely, I'm just selectively social"

"I'm not single, I'm just in a committed relationship with my career."

"I'm not alone, I've got my books and my imagination to keep me company."

"I'm not single, I'm just in a committed relationship with my freedom."

Valentine's Day Puns For Friends

"You're my best bud."

"I'm glad we're friends-hip."

"I'm so glad we're in the same page."

"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."

"I'm so lucky to have a friend like you."

"You're the mac to my cheese."

"I'm so glad we're on the same wavelength."

"You're the yin to my yang."

"I'm so glad we're not just friends, we're like family."

"You're the frosting on my cake of friendship."

Cat Valentine's Day Puns 

"You're the cat's meow."

"I'm feline good with you."

"You're the purr-fect companion."

"I'm cattached to you."

"You're the whiskers on my face."

"I'm in love with you, like a cat with a ball of yarn."

"You're the claw-some one in my life."

"I'm paws-itively in love with you."

"You're the cat's pajamas."

"I'm kitten you, I love you."

Happy Valentine's Day Puns

"You're the reason for my happiness."

"I'm so glad we're in the same boat of love."

"You're the light in my life."

"I'm over the moon for you."

"You're my better half."

"I'm tickled pink with love for you."

"You're my shining star."

"I'm head over heels for you."

"You're my cup of tea."

"I'm on cloud nine with you by my side."